1. “My Best Friend’s Gone Famous – and Forgotten Me”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
Last year, my best friend started getting attention on TikTok for her singing. Now she barely replies to my messages, and when she does, it’s always about her “brand.” I’m happy for her, but I feel totally left behind. How do I deal with this?
— Left on Read, Leeds

Beta Knights replies:
Fame’s like fast food — quick to get, messy to eat, and half the time it leaves you feeling sick. You’re seeing your friend sprint up a hill you helped her climb. You can either shout “Wait for me!” or sit down and enjoy your own view. Reach out once more — honestly, kindly — but if she’s too busy curating her “brand,” it’s your cue to curate your peace. Real friends don’t need followers to feel seen.

 2. “He Texts Me Every Night but Never Meets Up”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
There’s this guy who messages me every night — sweet stuff, memes, compliments. But he always dodges meeting in person. Am I being played?
— Ghosted by WiFi, Manchester

Beta replies:
Ah, the digital mirage — all sparkle, no substance. If he wanted to meet, he would. You’re not his crush; you’re his comfort zone. Turn off the read receipts and reclaim your evenings. You deserve a human being, not a notification.

 3. “My Parents Think My Music Dream Is a Joke”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
I’m 19, making beats and writing songs, but my parents keep saying it’s “a phase.” It’s killing my confidence.
— Mic Drop, Bristol

Beta replies:
Every artist’s first gig is convincing the people closest to them that it’s not a joke. But you don’t need permission to dream — you need persistence. Keep showing up, make your craft undeniable, and let results speak louder than lectures. Even parents dance when the music’s good enough.

 4. “I Can’t Stop Comparing Myself Online”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
Every scroll makes me feel smaller. Everyone’s got better looks, jobs, and holidays. How do I stop comparing?
— Scrolling in Circles, London

Beta replies:
Social media is everyone’s highlight reel, not their therapy session. You’re not behind — you’re just offline from yourself. Try swapping screen time for self time. Compare less, create more. Remember: your life doesn’t need a filter to matter.

 5. “He Proposed… but I Don’t Feel Excited”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
My boyfriend proposed last weekend. Everyone’s thrilled — except me. He’s lovely, but something feels off.
— Cold Feet, Cardiff

Beta replies:
Your gut’s the smartest guest at the engagement party. Excitement shouldn’t need to be forced. Before you say “yes” to forever, make sure you’re not saying “no” to yourself. Take a pause. Love doesn’t expire, but regret sure lingers.

 6. “Everyone at Work Treats Me Like a Kid”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
I’m 23 and the youngest at my job. My colleagues constantly call me “the baby” or say I’m “too young to get it.” It’s driving me mad.
— Office Toddler, Nottingham

Beta replies:
Age doesn’t measure competence — output does. Let your work speak before your words do. Next time they joke, smile and say, “True — and still doing the job better.” A little class and confidence will shut down the condescension.

 7. “My Ex Keeps Liking My Posts”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
We broke up three months ago, but my ex keeps liking every photo I post. What’s he playing at?
— Heart Emoji Hell, Brighton

Beta replies:
He’s not flirting — he’s fishing. Liking your posts keeps him relevant in your head. It’s low-effort emotional maintenance. You owe him nothing but indifference. Block if you must. The opposite of love isn’t hate — it’s silence.

 8. “I’m Overwhelmed by Everything”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
Between work, bills, and bad news, I’m mentally exhausted. I feel like I’m failing at being an adult.
— Burnt Out, Birmingham

Beta replies:
Welcome to the club — there’s tea, tissues, and no membership fee. You’re not failing; you’re human. Start small: rest, breathe, and say no more often. The world won’t collapse if you take a nap. Sometimes surviving the week is the win.

 9. “My Flatmate Keeps Copying My Style”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
I bought a cool jacket last week. She bought the same one the next day. This keeps happening! I’m losing my mind.
— Twin Against My Will, Liverpool

Beta replies:
Imitation is the sincerest form of irritation. You’ve got something she wants — your vibe. Try seeing it as flattery, not theft. If it still bugs you, play the game: start a new look that’s intentionally wild. When she copies, you’ll both look ridiculous — and you’ll win.

 10. “My Partner Never Wants to Go Out Anymore”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
We used to be social butterflies. Now my partner just wants to stay in every weekend. I miss our fun nights.
— Cabin Fever, Glasgow

Beta replies:
People change — sometimes it’s comfort, sometimes it’s depression, sometimes it’s Netflix. Have the real talk, not the small one. Tell them what you miss, not just what annoys you. If they care, they’ll meet you halfway — maybe not in a club, but at least on a dance floor called compromise.

 11. “I Keep Pretending to Be Someone I’m Not”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
I change who I am around different people — louder, quieter, smarter — depending on the crowd. I don’t even know who “real me” is anymore.
— Chameleon, Hull

Beta replies:
We all wear masks — but if yours never comes off, it’s time to check who’s underneath. Try being “you” in small doses — one truth, one boundary, one laugh that isn’t edited. Authenticity is scary at first, but addictive after that.

 12. “My Friend Turns Everything Into a Competition”

Letter:
Dear Beta,
I love my friend, but every time I share good news, she tries to one-up me. It’s exhausting.
— Outdone Again, Belfast

Beta replies:
You’re not friends — you’re in an unpaid Olympic event. Celebrate her quietly, and save your real joy for those who clap without comparing. Healthy friendship is collaboration, not competition. Some people only cheer when they’re in first place — let them race alone.

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